YOU HAVE 2 TERABYTES OF STORAGE AND IT'S ALL FULL.
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YOU DON'T WANT IT OR NEED IT BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT BECAUSE IT'S FREE.
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YOUR BACKUPS TAKE TWO DAYS TO PERFORM.
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YOUR I-TUNES BILL IS MORE THAN YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT.
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YOU HAVE MORE IMAGES ON YOUR HARD DRIVE THAN NASA.
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YOU HAVE SOFTWARE DATING BACK TO THE 80'S.
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IT DON'T WORK BUT YOU KEEP IT ANYWAY.
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YOU GO THRU MORE THAN 2 DVD BURNERS A YEAR.
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YOU HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN BLOCKBUSTER.
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YOUR WINAMP PLAY LIST RUNS FOR THREE WEEKS.
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A SEARCH OF YOUR HARD DRIVE YIELDS MORE INFORMATION THAN THE INTERNET.
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YOU HAVE E-MAILS FROM 10 YEARS AGO.
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YOU BURNED A COPY OF DUKES OF HAZZARD.
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IT TAKES A 1 TON TRUCK TO MOVE YOUR CD COLLECTION.
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YOU HAVE 20 CD'S OF FART SOUNDS.
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IT DON'T DO SHIT BUT IT LOOKS PRETTY SO YOU GET YOUR COPY.
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YOU HAVE A LARGER PORN COLLECTION THAN BILL CLINTON.
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YOU GET GOOSEBUMPS WHEN YOU SEE FREE DOWNLOAD.
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YOU WENT INTO DEPRESSION WHEN NAPSTER WENT TO A PAY SITE.
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THE FILE SHARING SERVICES REFER TO YOU AS "THE MASTER".